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Your Competitor Walks Into
Your Prospect's Office.
You're Not There.

A battle card is what your sales team reads 5 minutes before the call. It tells them exactly what the competitor will say — and exactly how to counter it. We build it with AI. It takes 3 days instead of 3 weeks.

Get Your Battle Card → €149 · delivered in 3 days

What's Inside a Battle Card

You (Armed)

  • 🎯 Competitor's 3 biggest weak spots — with proof
  • 💬 Exact responses to their 5 most common objections
  • ⚔️ Side-by-side comparison on what actually matters
  • 🔍 Pricing traps they set — and how to expose them
  • 📊 Customer reviews that reveal real problems

Them (Exposed)

  • 🕳️ Features they brag about that customers actually hate
  • 💸 Hidden costs in their «cheaper» pricing
  • 🐌 Support horror stories from real users
  • 🔒 Lock-in tactics that make switching painful
  • 📉 Market shifts that make their approach obsolete

How We Build It (It's Not Just ChatGPT)

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Scrape Everything

Competitor's website, G2 reviews, Reddit threads, LinkedIn posts, pricing pages, customer complaints. We read it all.

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AI Analysis

Claude reads thousands of data points, finds patterns no human would spot. «Their customers keep mentioning slow onboarding — that's your angle.»

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Human Edit

AI finds the facts. We format them for a sales conversation. No robotic bullet points — real arguments a human would actually say.

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One-Pager PDF

Everything fits on one page. Your rep reads it in 5 minutes before the call. They walk in knowing exactly what to say.

Example: What a Battle Card Looks Like

REAL EXAMPLE · NAMES CHANGED

YourProduct CRM

💪 Your Edge: Unlimited users on all plans. Competitor charges per seat after 5.

🎯 Attack Here: Ask «how many people need access?» If >5 — their price doubles.

📊 Proof Point: 4.7★ on G2 (vs their 3.9★). Specifically on «ease of setup.»

💬 Counter to «They're cheaper»: «Their Starter plan is €19 — but that's 1 user. For a team of 8, you're looking at €152/mo vs our €49 flat.»

🔍 Red Flag to Spot: If prospect mentions «migration» — competitor has no import tool. They'll spend 2 weeks moving data manually.

CompetitorX

⚠️ Their Trap: «AI-powered insights» sounds cool. Actually it's basic charts any tool has. Don't let them dazzle with buzzwords.

💸 Hidden Cost: «Enterprise features» locked behind €199/seat plan. Including API access and SSO — things you include in Basic.

😤 User Pain: «Support takes 3 days to reply» — top complaint on G2 (47 reviews mention this).

🕳️ Weak Spot: No offline mode. Field sales teams can't use it without internet.

📉 Market Signal: They just laid off 30% of staff (TechCrunch, Jan 2026). Product updates slowing down.

One Battle Card. One Competitor. One Page.

Pick any competitor. We'll map their weak spots in 3 days.

  • Sales-ready. Your rep reads it in 5 minutes, uses it in the call.
  • Evidence-based. Every claim backed by reviews, pricing pages, public data.
  • Updated. We re-scrape the competitor monthly (optional, +€49/mo).

€149

Per competitor. Delivered as PDF.
Monthly updates: +€49/mo

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